11/23 26th and Salina ATX: For too long parties like this have suffered under the harsh rule of the keg line, and the despotism of the kegmaster. This loathsome distribution plan ruled by this facistic, TnA obsessed tyrant is a model for corruption, if not an inherently corrupt device, harkening back to days of yore when decadent kings decided who was metered ale based purely on a chicks and bros grading system. And we, the longsuffering "dudes", neither chick nor bro, our cries unheard, our empty cups unseen, cast out entirely from the process, our hopes for beer like a ship on the ocean, at the mercy of a greasy fingered oaf, what recourse do we have? Methinks the system could be replaced by popular revolt, but the landed gentry has the upper hand, the "bros" who actually purchased the keg are in control of where she stands, our only chance is to be rowdy ne-erdo-wells and encourage fighting, oftentimes provoking it. Then our numbers can be felt! Alas not for tonight, a three fights erupted all the aforementioned bros against se v eral ruffians of dubious ethnicity. The comments lobbed against a certain quadroon come to mind, but it does not bear repeating as some of the fairer sex have been known to peruse these pages with a keen eye towards the musings of CHIPS DOWN.