11/25 49th and caswell ATX It's my firends new house, hooray! It's in a good neighborhood! Her kids aren't home! She's giving away "tears for fears" tapes! I went and tapped this keg, i was literally the first beer and then i took that beer on a voyage to north west austin. We came back and there was a beer to stranger ratio of 0-100. Of course i had my own modest supply of alcohol, not something to share but a little something, for the ride home, as we say. So what is my natural reaction when this douche slaps a man can (24oz-Lonestar) out of my hand to the ground spilling all of it warm, gooey contents to the parched soil. There is but one response to such; I bucked up. then i saw his like 30 friends, and none of mine. we were face to face. i was face to face with a righteous ass-stomping. luckily, a friend of mine dragged me inside before i made a complete fool of myself, and was left a pussy in the eyes of a large crowd. But a fresh faced, unbruised, unsullied pussy, who lived to ride another day.